Welcome to my fan club. My name is Inta.  I am a model.
Meet my family!
My sister Liza
liza sells mattresses
she lives alone
with her 4 cats
liza hates her toes
and never wears sandals
Father Dezso
my dad is hungarian
he is an actor/dolly pusher
he met mom in the basement
of bergdorf goodman
My brother Ervin
Ervin is funny
he quit college and is now
a nut steamer
he lives with my parents
My sister Liza is always depressed after work. She screams alot. Here's her story.
and so it goes...
Granny      Ethel!
                  

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Mother Elaine
my mom was also a model
She hates to cook
She sits in a bubble bath
for most of the day
I hired liza because she
had a professional look.
She is now my top seller
and I believe that is
causing some jealousy
among the other
employees.
We all take naps
on the mattresses
when Peg is out.
Not liza though.
She's afraid she
will lose a sale.
Everything with liza
is always."steve this
and steve that".
I found a cigarette burn
in one of our deluxe
mattresses today.
Someone has been
smoking in the store
and will be fired!
I get along just fine
with my co-workers.
Sometimes we go to
the blue swan diner
for lunch. Steve and
I both like root beer.
Liza's wacko!
I think steve is shy. I
know he likes to
read on his break
and eat a banana. I
like bananas.
Cathy and Steve
are the smokers.
The Boss Peg
Liza
Liza
Cathy
Steve
The Boss Peg
Nancy
Nancy
I smoke outside on my
break, and sure, I take a
lot of breaks, but I never
would smoke IN the
store. I'm not that dumb.  
I do not smoke. I take a break with
Cathy at times, only to talk...and to
watch her smoke...and...I guess to be
next to her..if only briefly...to smell her
and watch the way her llips quiver in
the cold and all I want to do is take her
and ..uh...that's it
Steve smokes with
Cathy outside. I've seen
him, so has Liza
Liza
Nancy
Steve
Cathy
Steve would never smoke.
Oh no, never, not Steve.
We both are against
smoking. It's a nasty, dirty
habit that Steve and I
would never participate in.
Steve
Part 2
Me and Liza? What? No, I have
never been to the blue swan
diner with Liza!  Well wait,we
went as a group once..I
guess..but I sat next to Cathy. I
know because we both ordered
cream of asparagus soup.
Well he's a LIAR! A BIG FAT
LIAR!! AND THAT CATHY,
WITH HER SHORT SKIRTS
AND HER STUPID
LAUGH...ALWAYS
LAUGHING...HA HA HA...
HA HA HA HA HA..HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..
Liza
Ethel and I are the same age but they
won't let Ethel show her arms or legs. I've
been told I have the legs of a teenager!
I am missing some toes though.
Of course you have to be tough to be
a window model....the harsh sun in
your eyes, the stares...the jealousy
from the models across the street.
Look over there girls...Bloomingdales
pulled Ethel out of the basement.
What were they thinking?
I think I will play Count the
taxi Cabs that pull up in
front of my window  today.
That's always fun
Granny
Granny